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1.	Welcome 2022 04:44	lyrics	buy track
WELCOME 2022 New Year’s day I made some resolutions I’m gonna write a song every single day This is the first it’s a whole new thing But it got kinda fucked up when the telephone rings Welcome 2022 I’ve drunk so much where’s the nearest loo I’m gonna write a symphony, I’m gonna write a hit Everybody’s gonna know what I did All my great plans they ended up in smoke Everybody knows I love to have a toke A watched the football with a friend of mine he said Why don’t you write that symphony instead Welcome 2022 I’ve drunk so much where’s the nearest loo I’m gonna write a symphony, I’m gonna write a hit Everybody’s gonna know what I did Arsenal played City, they probably deserved to win But they lost, I was full of gin Everybody knows that when it comes to soccer We’re all so partisan, we’re just fuckers We spoke about democracy We smoked up anarchy None of us knew the answer We’ll just have to wait and see What the hell happens In this New Year reverie The penalty, it wasn’t true, the referee didn’t see Welcome 2022 I’ve drunk so much where’s the nearest loo I’m gonna write a symphony, I’m gonna write a hit Everybody’s gonna know what I did Welcome 2022 I’ve drunk so much where’s the nearest loo I’m gonna write a symphony, I’m gonna write a hit Everybody’s gonna know what I did
2.	A Dark Bossa Nova 04:00	lyrics	buy track
A DARK BOSSA NOVA It’s a dark bossa nova A dark dirty secret At first, I was ignored Then I became his favourite We’re a happy family Me, mum and daddy There’s a dark bossa nova in my home In my home! All those girls were groomed With my silver spoon I’m friends with the president I’m friends with his ex I made a fortune Selling girls for sex We’re a happy family Me, mum and daddy There’s a dark bossa nova in my home In my home! All those girls were groomed With my silver spoon Lock me up and throw away the key You’re just the same as me Given the right situation We’d all be fascination We’re a happy family Me, mum and daddy There’s a dark bossa nova in my home In my home! All those girls were groomed With my silver spoon
3.	Child Soldier 03:20	lyrics	buy track
CHILD SOLDIER When I was 15, I was captured They took me into the bush I witnessed the most terrible things I’ve had nightmares ever since Mother the bad men took me away The Warlord had the final say My body is ravaged with booze and drugs I’m a child soldier, one of his thugs Child Soldier Looking out from hollow eyes Child Soldier Brutally desensitized They commanded me to kill my father I cried and said I could not do it They tied him up and shouted kill him When I Couldn’t they slit his throat in front of me. Mother the bad men took me away The Warlord had the final say My body is ravaged with booze and drugs I’m a child soldier, one of his thugs Child Soldier Looking out from hollow eyes Child Soldier Brutally desensitized Mother the bad men took me away The Warlord had the final say My body is ravaged with booze and drugs I’m a child soldier, one of his thugs Child Soldier Looking out from hollow eyes Child Soldier Brutally desensitized
4.	Marianne 06:38	lyrics	buy track
MARIANNE My friend Ian never talked about his father All the time we played together in his parlour One of the rooms remained locked and silent Dark foreboding it had a sense of violence Then one day a man came to the parlour Ian look scared it had to be his father He, spoke of women as if they were witches All the different types from prostitutes to bitches For Marianne he had particular hatred Spoke of vengeance for which he was fated Crazy eyes belied the insanity he bordered Marianne was evil and must be tortured He took out a gun and shouted road trip We drove to an abandoned airstrip Where he unveiled his plan of retribution And she would die for his absolution When we arrived, he took a shot, but missed her. From what she said he had killed her sister. He tried again, but she was quick and circled round behind him. Her shots rang out and the like in his eyes grew dim Ian and his father lay dead and lifeless Covered in blood, I was terrified and sightless Marianne took flight and made for new horizons As I came round, I heard the sound of sirens Rachel, oh Rachel Rachel, oh Rachel Rachel, take me home Rachel, take me home
5.	Bottle Stopper 02:28	lyrics	buy track
BOTTLE STOPPER Rattle and clank We’re in the bank Bees and honey Give me your money Bottle stopper Watch out for the coppers Duck and dive We’d better hide Helter-skelter In the air raid shelter Rats and mice Well, we roll the dice Bottle stopper Watch out for the coppers Duck and dive We’d better hide Bottle stopper Watch out for the coppers Duck and dive We’d better hide Bottle stopper Watch out for the coppers Duck and dive We’d better hide
6.	Edwina's Jeans 02:56	lyrics	buy track
EDWINA’S JEANS Edwina is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen I love the way she looks in her skin tight black jeans I met in the most powerful street in the land Where the bored and restless policemen stand Little Edwina keep your jeans so black Dominatrix stay with me I hear your banshee cries. There’s a whisper going round number 10 There’s a dungeon in the basement the PM does attend At Christmas parties he likes to humiliate himself She’s dressed as Santa, he’s her naughty elf Little Edwina keep your jeans so black Dominatrix stay with me I hear your banshee cries. Little Edwina keep your jeans so black Dominatrix stay with me I hear your banshee cries. Little Edwina keep your jeans so black Dominatrix stay with me I hear your banshee cries.
7.	Man Flew 01:53	lyrics	buy track
MAN FLEW Man flew Man flew
8.	Mangled Eyes in Texas (Part 1) 04:48	lyrics	buy track
MANGLED EYES IN TEXAS (PART 1) Everywhere in Texas we’re finding mangled eyes From Dallas down to San Antonio they’re spread far and wide The cows are getting restless, the people are afraid Who’s this deranged killer with his evil blade? We’ve got mangled eyes in Texas We’ve got mangled eyes Only Dolly can save us If we break her out of rehab We can save poor Kenny We can save him now We can save poor Kenny Settle down the cows A country music loving detective by the name of Parton Statuesque and handsome, she loves to tend her garden Dolly didn’t know it yet she was about to become embroiled When tracking down the killer became her daily toil We’ve got mangled eyes in Texas We’ve got mangled eyes Only Dolly can save us If we break her out of rehab We can save poor Kenny We can save him now We can save poor Kenny Settle down the cows When her lover Kenny Rogers was kidnapped from her home The only clue was a vulture shagging a garden gnome He enlisted the help of a broken doctor her name was Taylor Swift Taylor broke her out of Betty Ford’s to give the case a lift We’ve got mangled eyes in Texas We’ve got mangled eyes Only Dolly can save us If we break her out of rehab We can save poor Kenny We can save him now We can save poor Kenny Settle down the cows
9.	Toxic Guilt Trip 06:07	lyrics	buy track
TOXIC GUILT TRIP I will light the gas that makes you doubt the facts I’ll question your sanity, but I’ll do it with tact I’m your toxic lover putting poison in our courtship I’m your living nightmare with the perfect guilt trip I love you but I really hate your mother I love you but you can’t see another I love you but you’re the one to blame I love you but why are you so lame? I’m the toxic guilt trip I’m your toxic guilt trip I’m your toxic guilt trip Do you recognise me? If you do, it may be time you left. I’ll use the threat of violence and possibly suicide I’m the victim here you’re the one that lied I’ll humiliate and embarrass you every chance I get I’ve used manipulation ever since we met I love you but I really hate your mother I love you but you can’t see another I love you but you’re the one to blame I love you but why are you so lame? I’m the toxic guilt trip I’m your toxic guilt trip I’m your toxic guilt trip Do you recognise me? If you do, it may be time you left. Isolate you from your family, isolate you from you friends I’ll slowly break you so you will never mend I’ll strip away your integrity, every ounce of self-respect There won’t be a part of you that I haven’t wrecked I love you but I really hate your mother I love you but you can’t see another I love you but you’re the one to blame I love you but why are you so lame? I’m the toxic guilt trip I’m your toxic guilt trip I’m your toxic guilt trip Do you recognise me? If you do, it may be time you left.
10.	Psalm X 03:12	lyrics	buy track
PSALM X I will crush my victims While their God turns away Lord you stand far off Hide yourself in times of trouble I will crush my victims While their God turns away Why lord do you stand far off? Why do you hide yourself in times of trouble? Amen 9/11 Let’s go to heaven – Hallelujah Sincerely Christian Inquisition – Hallelujah Holy Jihad it’s so rad – Hallelujah Ku Klux Klan’s racist plans ¬- Hallelujah King of kings for ever and ever Lord of lords for ever and ever He shall reign for ever and ever Democracy severed for ever Catholics show the Huguenots – Hallelujah Biblical probes and homophobes – Hallelujah Crusader bloodthirsty raider ¬- – Hallelujah Muslim conquest divinely blessed - – Hallelujah King of kings for ever and ever Lord of lords for ever and ever He shall reign for ever and ever Democracy severed for ever Holocaust was Hugo Bossed - – Hallelujah Genocidal Holy bibles - – Hallelujah Hunt the witches, burn the bitches – Hallelujah West bank homes and unholy drones -– Hallelujah King of kings for ever and ever Lord of lords for ever and ever He shall reign for ever and ever Democracy severed for ever
11.	Angels and Daughters 04:40	lyrics	buy track
ANGELS AND DAUGHTERS Now Abraham had a nephew And his name was Lot He had a couple of daughters And they were pretty hot. Now Lot he didn’t like Living in the shadow of Abraham So, he moved to the city Yes, it was evil but he didn’t give a damn God in all his compassion Decided to destroy the city. But he though Lot a good man For him to die would be a pity So, he sent a couple of angels To warn of the impending doom To gather up his family For it was happening soon The Angels were so handsome And soon word did spread A lustful crowd gathered outside To give the Angels head Now Lot he had to protect The servants of the Lord So, he pimped out his daughters To the gangbanging hordes Some say God saved the girls But it simply isn’t fact The Carnal crowd refused them Preferring same sex sexual acts The next day the family left But with his wife God found fault She wasn’t supposed to look back And was turned into salt So, lot and his daughters Moved into a Cave. The horny girls were worried They would never get laid The naughty sisters hatched a plan Thank the Lord they remain nameless The got their father drunk They were desperate and shameless Incest it seems is quite the thing If the bible is to be believed Just look at Adam and Eve How the hell did they conceive What’s the moral of this story? How do we learn and grow? I hope you can find one Because I’m fucked if I know.
12.	Common Denominator 03:21	lyrics	buy track
COMMON DENOMINATOR When I first saw you I thought you were kind of sexy Second time I was hammered With a fist full of dexys 100 Red flags flew from your wedding band I should’ve taken my leave When the fat lady sang There’s a common denominator When I look at all the haters Is alcohol and me Every time There’s a common denominator When she says see you later Is alcohol and me Every time When you find yourself barred, From the worst dive in town It’s time to admit You’re an alcoholic clown When your taken to A & E And you feeling pretty spaced When you hitting on the doctor Whose tray to stitch you face. There’s a common denominator When I look at all the haters Is alcohol and me Every time There’s a common denominator When she says see you later Is alcohol and me Every time I’ve fallen out with Christine Who’s fallen out we Beth I guess we shouldn’t have done That second line of meth I’m looking in the mirror Of self-introspection Wondering how I got This mysterious infection There’s a common denominator When I look at all the haters Is alcohol and me Every time There’s a common denominator When she says see you later Is alcohol and me Every time
13.	Unlucky for Some 02:14	lyrics	buy track
UNLUCKY FOR SOME Underneath laddered arches Beyond the troubled marches Where the black cat’s prowl And Death wears her cowl Itchy palms turning pennies In the roaring 2020s I Knock twice on wood For luck that is good They say the number 13 Is unlucky for some When you’re staring down The barrel of a gun Friday the 13th Is unlucky for some When the grim reaper comes It’s unlucky for some I looked for a golden horseshoe Where the wild roses grew The dusty mirror shattered And I was beaten and battered Where elevators fear to go And Wednesday’s child is full of woe I’m Spilling salt over my shoulder To prevent it getting so much colder They say the number 13 Is unlucky for some When you’re staring down The barrel of a gun Friday the 13th Is unlucky for some When the grim reaper comes It’s unlucky for some
14.	I Love You Madly 05:24	lyrics	buy track
I LOVE YOU MADLY I love you just the way you are You will never age for me Never fade away, never die You are my answer you are the key To her fair and pretty maiden I’ll be a knight in shining armour Dragons I will slay They will never harm her. I want to shag you badly I love you madly Never shall we be sadly The earth I give you gladly I love you madly Like Lady Gaga and Bradley I love you madly Swoon and I will catch you Lay down silk where you land Say you want the moon And I’ll put it in your hands You know that I would miss Even if we’d never met I’d fly a million miles to you On a supersonic jet I want to shag you badly I love you madly Never shall we be sadly The earth I give you gladly I love you madly Like Lady Gaga and Bradley I love you madly I want to shag you badly I love you madly Never shall we be sadly The earth I give you gladly I love you madly Like Lady Gaga and Bradley I love you madly
15.	Destiny in Bloom 05:04	lyrics	buy track
DESTINY IN BLOOM It started off like any other day Little did I know it would take my breath away First my friend asked me to give her a ride I had nothing going on so reluctantly complied At her local am dram I’ll just set the scene As you glided past me it felt like a dream Beautiful blonde hair tumbling to you belt I was feeling emotions Id’ never ever felt Our love will soar on heavenly wings When fate conspires and beauty sings I love this new tune, it’s destiny in bloom Under a new moon our destiny in bloom Everyone was panicked the direct was aghast Someone hadn’t showed up a member of the cast I was asked to step in to play my minor role I had to play your husband, had fate lost control Our love will soar on heavenly wings When fate conspires and beauty sings I love this new tune, it’s destiny in bloom Under a new moon our destiny in bloom At a roof top party, a week or two had gone Standing by the bar listening to a song Someone said excuse me have we met before I turned to see your beauty you could have knocked me to the floor Our love will soar on heavenly wings When fate conspires and beauty sings I love this tune, it’s destiny in bloom Under blue moon our destiny in bloom
16.	You Are The One 05:39	lyrics	buy track
YOU ARE THE ONE We never knew what to do Didn’t know what was wrong or right We hadn’t got a fucking clue What we were about to ignite Gentle and loving Tender and warm Innocent and true We weathered the storm These are the words To describe how we feel They can’t do us justice Inadequate but real You were the first The standard was set You are the One I will never forget Two innocents playing with matches Soon we discovered the fire The lustful bites and the scratches Of wanton heartfelt desire Gentle and loving Tender and warm Innocent and true We weathered the storm These are the words To describe how we feel They can’t do us justice Inadequate but real You were the first The standard was set You are the One I will never forget You were the first The standard was set You are the One I will never forget Gentle and loving Tender and warm Innocent and true We weathered the storm These are the words To describe how we feel They can’t do us justice Inadequate but real You were the first The standard was set You are the One I will never forget You were the first The standard was set You are the One I will never forget You were the first The standard was set You are the One I will never forget
17.	Work Event Blues 04:01	lyrics	buy track
WORK EVENT BLUES 100 invitations that were that were never sent You’ll always find me in the kitchen at work events It’s BYB baby don’t forget to bring the wine We’re going to work event like it’s 1999 The press found out what we gonna do? It’s my work event, I’ll cry if I want to.
18.	Tory Wet Dreams (51 Weeks) 02:20	lyrics	buy track
TORY WET DREAMS (51 WEEKS) Gonna stop and search you every day You wanna protest but you’ve got no say You’re a bit noisy you got some glue It’s 51 weeks inside for you Police, crime and sentencing bill Tory wet dreams, Tory thrills Police crime and sentencing bill Tory wet dreams, Tory thrills Eco Mob noise is sabotage Don’t they know who’s I charge 51 weeks of prison warders Serious disruption prevention order Police, crime and sentencing bill Tory wet dreams, Tory thrills Police crime and sentencing bill Tory wet dreams, Tory thrills I’m going play my records loud Hear my voice above the crowd For hard won rights, Many have died Don’t believe their fucking lies Police, crime and sentencing bill Tory wet dreams, Tory thrills Police crime and sentencing bill Tory wet dreams, Tory thrills Police, crime and sentencing bill Tory wet dreams, Tory thrills Police crime and sentencing bill Tory wet dreams, Tory thrills
19.	She Loved Vladimir Putin 04:44	lyrics	buy track
SHE LOVED VLADIMIR PUTIN A rare and exotic dancer from Australia She thought she was the princess, Anastasia After a bottle or two when she was drunk on wine She was from a royal, a royal and noble line She was going to be great She’d marry a potentate He’d be a great dictator They would ignore the haters Drink polonium tea In an elevator Die in custody We’ll Silence all the traitors She didn’t mind all the shooting She loved Vladimir Putin Through all the riots and looting She loved Vladimir Putin On warm and barmy nights, When she was full of gin She’d claim to be a lesbian with coquettish grin She never got the irony, inherent in her assertion For she loved a homophobe well versed in coercion She was going to be great She’d marry a potentate He’d be a great dictator They would ignore the haters Drink polonium tea In an elevator Die in custody Silence all the traitors She didn’t mind all the shooting She loved Vladimir Putin Through all the riots and looting She loved Vladimir Putin Then one day she met a man, born in The Ukraine She massed upon his border to put his heart in chains She couldn’t work it out, he was resistant to her charms If only she hadn’t mentioned her love of nuclear arms She was going to be great She’d marry a potentate He’d be a great dictator They would ignore the haters Drink polonium tea In an elevator Die in custody Silence all the traitors She didn’t mind all the shooting She loved Vladimir Putin Through all the riots and looting She loved Vladimir Putin
20.	Gonna Write It Good (Writer's Block) 05:58	lyrics	buy track
GONNA WRITE IT GOOD (WRITER’S BLOCK) A current or former lover Let’s dive beneath the covers A desired imaginary romance Started with a furtive glance I’m gonna write I’m gonna write it good Though I don’t love you I know that I should Strange and unusual love Unleashed like a thousand doves A love that’s complicated A married one you shouldn’t have dated Should I make it happy or should I make it Sad? Should I play the hero or should I be bad? Should our love be crazy or just a passing fad? I’ve got this fucking writer’s block it’s making so mad. A break up song that makes you glad Or another kind where you feel sad Do you want him back? Do you want her back? Or would you rather dress in funeral black? I’m gonna write I’m gonna write it good Though I don’t love you I know that I should A relationship like never before One that leaves you completely floored A relationship where you don’t care Unless it involves sexy underwear Should I make it happy or should I make it Sad? Should I play the hero or should I be bad? Should our love be crazy or just a passing fad? I’ve got this fucking writer’s block it’s making so mad. I’m gonna write I’m gonna write it good Though I don’t love you I know that I should Should I make it happy or should I make it Sad? Should I play the hero or should I be bad? Should our love be crazy or just a passing fad? I’ve got this fucking writer’s block it’s making so mad. I’m gonna write I’m gonna write it good Though I don’t love you I know that I should Should I make it happy or should I make it Sad? Should I play the hero or should I be bad? Should our love be crazy or just a passing fad? I’ve got this fucking writer’s block it’s making so mad.
21.	Justice 05:16	lyrics	buy track
JUSTICE Draconian Measures Authoritarian State Crucial vote on Monday March on parliament square We call for social justice Push us against the wall We call for racial justice While the fascists brawl Environmental justice The world goes up in flames Human rights and justice They’re under fire again Kill the bill Defend your right to protest We won’t be silenced Stop and search We call for social justice Push us against the wall We call for racial justice While the fascists brawl Environmental justice The world goes up in flames Human rights and justice They’re under fire again Gypsy Roma Traveller Got no home Authoritarian State Draconian Measures We call for social justice Push us against the wall We call for racial justice While the fascists brawl Environmental justice The world goes up in flames Human rights and justice They’re under fire again
22.	A Very Pastoral Affair 03:12	lyrics	buy track
A VERY PASTORAL AFFAIR One sunny morning in July Outside the house of Christ I met an elegant lady Who, I would tempt to vice. It was a very pastoral affair With a hint of noir We’d take tea at three Then repair to her boudoir The love I felt was so pure It brought my world to life Our romance was doomed to fail For she was the vicar’s wife It was a very pastoral affair With a hint of noir We’d take tea at three Then repair to her boudoir It was a very pastoral affair With a hint of noir We’d take tea at three Then repair to her boudoir It was a very pastoral affair With a hint of noir We’d take tea at three Then repair to her boudoir
23.	Grandma's Cigarettes 01:42	lyrics	buy track
GRANDMA’S CIGARETTES Do you remember the year of the pandemic When we thought we rediscovered humanity We clapped and cheered for the NHS Now we’re back to collective insanity Greedy Tory voting pigs Greedy Tory voting pigs We’d sell our grandmas For the price of a packet of cigs Greedy Tory voting pigs Greedy Tory voting pigs We’d sell our grandmas For the price of a packet of cigs Do you remember the year of the pandemic When we thought we rediscovered humanity We clapped and cheered for the NHS Now we’re back to collective insanity Greedy Tory voting pigs Greedy Tory voting pigs We’d sell our grandmas For the price of a packet of cigs
24.	Outlaw Country 01:54	lyrics	buy track
OUTLAW COUNTRY I killed a man in Reno Just to watch him die And I killed that couple in LA I cannot tell a lie They call me outlaw country cause to put it bluntly My family don’t go hungry cause I’m out law country I killed banker in New York To give away his gold And I killed the Klan Tennessee Because of the men they sold They call me outlaw country cause to put it bluntly My family don’t go hungry cause I’m out law country I killed a priest in Philly For corrupting children’s lives I killed a husband in Dallas For all his beaten wives They call me outlaw country cause to put it bluntly My family don’t go hungry cause I’m out law country
25.	Kiss Me Darling 03:46	lyrics	buy track
KISS ME DARLING How do I feel top? True perfection Give it all you’ve got My affection My body is a bottle of wine Kiss me darling Won’t you take a sip Kiss me darling With your full red lips Kiss me darling How to I feel inside? True Perfection Will you be my bride? My affection My body is a bottle of wine Kiss me darling Won’t you take a sip Kiss me darling With your full red lips Kiss me darling Making love in the after noon True perfection I’ll give you my heart and the moon My affection My body is a bottle of wine Kiss me darling Won’t you take a sip Kiss me darling With your full red lips Kiss me darling
26.	Hit List 03:05	lyrics	buy track
HIT LIST What if you’re girlfriend Gave you a free pass What if your boyfriend Set you free at last You can only have five Channing Tatum I’d like to choose George Clooney and Denzel too Ryan Gosling undoing my skirt David Beckham without a shirt Let’s make a list When we get pissed Of all the shags We’ve ever wished Which celebrity Without there kit Which celebrity Would you like to hit? Katy Perry would be a coup Lady Gaga and Lucy Lui Helen Mirren has to be there And Susan Sarandon in underwear Let’s make a list When we get pissed Of all the shags We’ve ever wished Which celebrity Without there kit Which celebrity Would you like to hit? Ryan Gosling undoing my skirt David Beckham without a shirt Helen Mirren has to be there And Susan Sarandon in underwear Let’s make a list When we get pissed Of all the shags We’ve ever wished Which celebrity Without there kit Which celebrity Would you like to hit? Let’s make a list When we get pissed Of all the shags We’ve ever wished Which celebrity Without there kit Which celebrity Would you like to hit?
27.	Hit Me on Sunday 02:10	lyrics	buy track
HIT ME ON SUNDAY We go to church on Sunday Like the perfect family Dressed so fine in Sunday best Hid all our calamities Oooh baby I love the way You come home drunk and hit me on Sundays When the service is over You go for a drink I take the children home My heart starts to sink Oooh baby I love the way You come home drunk and hit me on Sunday When I check the scores I see Dallas have lost Send the kids to my mother’s I’ll be counting the cost Oooh baby I love the way You come home drunk and hit me on Sunday Oooh baby I love the way You come home drunk and hit me on Sunday
28.	The Gathering Storm 02:42	lyrics	buy track
THE GATHERING STORM I’ve been smoking meth With my girlfriend Beth She’s a good Christian lady She, don’t kill no babies USA at the ballot box USA turn back the clock Storm the capital now We’re gonna score some pills Up on Capital Hill We’ve got to save our guns For all our right-wing sons USA red white and blue USA hold strong and true Storm the capital now Steal back the election Steal back the election We’re gonna get some crack The police have got our backs That’s why we pay our tax So, they can beat the blacks USA at the ballot box USA turn back the clock Storm the capital now Because we’re hooked on drugs We become righteous thugs In 2024 We’ll even up the score USA red white and blue USA hold strong and true Storm the capital now Steal back the election Steal back the election USA at the ballot box USA turn back the clock Storm the capital now USA red white and blue USA hold strong and true Storm the capital now Steal back the election Steal back the election
29.	Death Becomes Her Countenance 03:37	lyrics	buy track
DEATH BECOMES HER COUNTENANCE She was compelled to wed a brute Who forced upon her unseemly acts She felt ruined and betrayed Against her life the deck was stacked Death becomes her countenance Tragedy beneath her smile Sorrow plays upon her lips And sadness ruins her mascara The reverend small was a disgusting man The laid the pretty maid upon her back Day and night she lived in fear Until one morn she took an axe Death becomes her countenance Tragedy beneath her smile Sorrow plays upon her lips And sadness ruins her mascara When she appeared at the local assizes May god have mercy on her soul The Judge returned with his head in black And sentenced her to the gallows pole Death becomes her countenance Tragedy beneath her smile Sorrow plays upon her lips And sadness ruins her mascara Death becomes my countenance Tragedy beneath my smile Sorrow plays upon my lips And sadness ruins my mascara
30.	Twisted Movie Plot Line 01:40	lyrics	buy track
TWISTED MOVIE PLOT LINE Serbian necrophilia In a catatonic state Psychosexually obsessed Dismembered fate Twisted movie plot line Eaten by a shark Twisted movie plot line A chainsaw after dark Morbid dissection Actors doing wild shit A murdered movie crew Cannibals take a hit Twisted movie plot line Poison in the wine Twisted movie plot line A pentangle sign Post-industrial apocalypse In heaven it is fine Desensitize, Dehumanize No empathy to keep in line Twisted movie plot line Eaten by a shark Twisted movie plot line A chainsaw after dark Twisted movie plot line Poison in the wine Twisted movie plot line A pentangle sign
31.	End Credits - Disclaimer 04:54	lyrics	buy track
END CREDITS - DISCLAIMER May contain scenes so violent If you’re scared just say silent Child abuse and violent death Just before her final breath This is the end, role the credits We’ve made all the final edits. At end of life, we find death A finality where nothing’s left May contain carnal creature Scenes of a sexual nature Semen, blood and vomit Your distress is so of comic This is the end, role the credits We’ve made all the final edits. I’m feeling cold call a nurse It’s the heat death of the universe May contain scenes of nudity Hormonal child watch for titty Suicide and violent rape Drug abuse and racial hate This is the end, role the credits We’ve made all the final edits. Auf weidersehen, there are no more jokes Goodbye, so long, that’s all folks

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This album contains 31 songs. All of them written and recorded on a different day in January 2022. The track listing is in chronological order of their creation (Track 1 is from January 1st and so on). The album is very dark in places taking on challenging subject matter such as child soldiers, human trafficking (A Dark Bossa Nova) and domestic violence (Toxic Guilt Trip). However it does have its lighter satirical moments (Work Event Blues and Bottle Stopper). It is a tour de force which takes you down a rabbit hole of contrasting musical styles and lyrical subject matter. Both Spike and Cherlene hope you enjoy the album.

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released February 2, 2022

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PMKS formed in Saudi Arabia in 2015 where they were kicked out for their pro feminist stance. 2018 saw them regroup in London where they took on Donald trump through their music and fashion. In 2021 the band shifted their political emphasis towards climate change. Their most recent activity is the 31 song opus magnus, January Songs released on Feb 2, 2022. ... more

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i blew on a dandelion and the whole world disappeared
by American Pleasure Club

Like winter branches lined with snow and ice, Sam Ray (Ricky Eat Acid, Teen Suicide)'s latest is delicate, spare, melancholy, and beautiful. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 3, 2018
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